epic-humor:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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tinfoilrobot:

fckuharry:

so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the track

it just kept going around the track yelling exterminate

I literally cannot think of anything more ironic than a Dalek participating in Relay for Life.

thatinvinciblekid:

samifersexual:

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit

idek how many times i have reblogged this but it will never not make me laugh omg

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

dammit-barton:

flylikeabowtie:

sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

yumatsukomo:

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

This is my anthem

itsbrotherfuckingwincest:

you wake up

you are in a white room

you find out you are dead

suddenly the room changes to red

you are in hell

you are strapped to a table and there’s a gag in your mouth

jensen ackles appears

he is holding an axe, a chisel, an icepick, a butcher knife, and a scalpel

he’s breathing heavily

‘i heard you were talking shit about jared’

sodamnrelatable:

THOSE PEOPLE WHO RUIN THINGS FOR THE ENTIRE CLASS ON PURPOSE

piewinchesters:

If you go into the bathroom and turn off the lights and say ” I hate Jared Padalecki” 3 times Jensen Ackles will appear and punch you in the throat